What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 03:54
Goldfinger
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Dr No
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
Live and Let Die
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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Moonraker
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Octopussy
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-J W Pepper
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
From Russia With Love
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Ah so!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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You Only Live Twice
-All the bad guys are black.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
A View to a Kill
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.